Saturday, January 19, 2008

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Jerry Seinfeld

Some of my favourite Seinfeld quotes:-)

  • I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
  • It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
  • Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
  • Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason
  • People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to
  • Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.